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Spankmister Profile Information

I'm pretty much down 👇 for whatever 🐾
Age 66 From Pahrump, Nevada - Online - Yesterday
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

First name  
Bryan
I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
I usually end up do'in a full-frontal assault ✨ after a gentle reach-around from behind ⚡
Sign  
Sagittarius

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Muscular
My Height Is  
5' 11 (1.8 m)
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Single
I Have Kids  
Yes - Not At Home
I Want Kids  
No
My Best Feature Is  
Hands
Body Art  
Pierced... But Only Ear(s)
My Hair Is  
Blonde
I Have One Or More Of These  
Dog
Willing To Relocate  
Yes

More about him

What is your favorite food?  
Lettuce
Why did you become a vegetarian?  
Concern for animal welfare
How important is it that your partner also be a vegeterian?  
Somewhat
How long have you been a vegetarian?  
1-5 years

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is  
Retired
My Speciality Is  
Contruction / Craftsman
My Job Title Is  
Retired
I Make This Much In A Year  
Less Than $14,999USD
I Live  
With Roomate(s)
At Home  
Friends Come Over Occasionally
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Often
I Drink  
Yes - Often

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Cool Dude
My Social Behavior Is  
Comedic
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Arts & Crafts, Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Dancing, Cooking, Fishing / Hunting, Camping, Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Reading A Book, Tv
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
A long hike
I've Always Wanted To Try  
Sky diving
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Cool, Raunchy, Goofy

Views

My Religion Is  
Spiritual But Not Religious
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
Middle Of The Road
My Goal In Life Is  
Achieve immortality
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever, Goofy, Raunchy, Sadistic

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Movies
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Documentary, Horror, Thriller, Adult
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Country, Rap, Rock, Metal, Pop, New age, Dance, Reggae, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read  
Fantasy, Fiction, Horror, Humor, Mystery, Science Fiction, Supernatural
My Idea Of Fun Is  
getting high and cranking some tunes

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Flirtatiousness, Boldness, Sensitivity, Empathy, Great Skills, Humor, Good Looks, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence
What Do You Look For?  
Sexyness
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Intimate
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